Just for fun! A poem about UKCAT!

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August 7, 2013 by Emedica

We all need some light relief from time to time… especially when summer has been spent with a book in hand and a screen never far away whilst grappling with UKCAT! Here’s a poem Hannah wrote about UKCAT – it might make you smile (hope those muscles haven’t atrophied!)

So many questions, such little time

With enough practice I should be fine

There’s verbal reasoning

Don’t waste time reading

Quick scan the text

Is it true, false or can’t tell?

Lots of statement questions as well.

Onto quantitative

Look at the data sets with

GCSE level maths

Are you sure?

I don’t remember these calculations from before.

I’m confused by AR

Can’t seem to spot the rules, arghh!

Shapes, patterns and new style questions

Set A, Set B or neither?

It could be either.

Nearly done, decision analysis

This is where I’m badass!

Chance to play detective

Code breaking

Confidence rating?

Situational judgement

These only take a moment

Finish line in sight

How appropriate is the action?

How important is the consideration?

Results will either make me cry

Or punch the sky

Affect where I apply

And so, with a sigh

Turn over the paper

What a surprise!

Can’t believe my eyes!

I guess all it takes is determination

And lots of preparation

That’s what you need to be doctor or dentist

You don’t have to be the sharpest

Now I can go to med school

And that’s pretty cool!

Time for the real work to begin

Guess I’ll continue this life of studying.

There will be another poem by Anna in a few days!


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